Sex and the Velocar
[[image:velo_mini.jpg::inline:1]]If all goes well, we should start to see a number of velocars jockeying for parking spaces at Trader Joes, shooting down PCH on high-speed joyrides, and pulling into double-car suburban garages nationwide.
Published July 31, 2007 by C.I.C.L.E.
By Liz Elliott :: Photos courtesy: SLRClub.com
[[image:velocar2.jpg::inline:1]]If all goes well, we should start to see a number of velocars jockeying for parking spaces at Trader Joes, shooting down PCH on high-speed joyrides, and pulling into double-car suburban garages nationwide.
Oh yes, sex sells. Always has, always will, and the Velocar industry seems to finally be getting wise to this age old wisdom.
The lovely model in this photo shoot series is pulling out all the stops, and all of the old stock poses. While her eyes say, “Whatever dude”, most viewers will pay far more attention to her body language which reads, “You, Me, and your velocar right here, right now. I want you, and I want to be free… god I want to be free… pedal me away from all this madness, and I promise to make it worth your while.”
Obviously, there is no need to see much of the velocar, for it’s not about how hot velocars are, but about how hot you will be in your velocar. A velocar screams money, because that’s what they cost–a lot of money. At least the “slick models” that get you slick models for girlfriends do.
[[image:velocar1.jpg::inline:1]]Face it, you sad two wheeled freaks, she doesn’t want to straddle your top tube, rather, she’s looking for a softer gentler more luxurious human powered ride. She loves hearing you whisper into her ear, “H…P…V”, as you power stroke it down a rain-slicked roadway, fully protected from the elements under the hard canopy of fiberglass and clear view plastic.
“Oh Yes! Say it again Johnny, say it again and again.”
“Oh I.. I love you.”
Careful Johnny, don’t get her too excited or you may find yourself in a tricky and reckless situation. Remember, keep your eyes on the road, and one hand on the steering mechanism. And don’t forget, she’s gotta be home by midnight, or she’s grounded.
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