Zen And The Art Of Pedal Cycle Theft

I walked into the shed of my block one afternoon when I was on the late
shift and – it wasnt there. For a minute, I racked my brain. Did I
leave it in town last night? ….Is it somewhere
else? ….No, it wasnt. It was here last night when I came in, locked it,
and now its gone. Heart pounding, I found the ‘super’ and we fast
forwarded through the nights CCTV footage